Today in History04/01/16
posted by P.T. Whoopie
April 1st has just been cancelled due to no one posting a single April Fools joke. Calendars will be reformatted and computers reset. If today is your birthday, you will need to select a new date. This will henceforth be known as the day that seriousness took hold of the Western Neighborhoods in San Francisco and the rest of the planet followed suit.
It will only take one joke to save us from a serious future. Any takers?