12/06/23 - posted by John Martini
This one is real. Many years ago, we got a Christmas letter from a long-distance friend containing the mandatory recap of the past year. One section began: "March started off on a sad note when Patrice's grandmother was murdered."

The Onion couldn't have done it better.
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